Attention Biobaku boys!
Attention Biobaku boys!!
There is going to be a pool party this friday... (I was in my room when I heard the noise of the sound system..at first I thought it was something reasonable but After hearing Pool party I just jumped out of my room , looked left, right, up , down and front to make sure no porter is watching. I started yelling Oookay!!!
OoOooOkay!!! Go away!!! Cool story babe!!! (It was one fine lady like that..of course all unilag girls are fine so this one didn't move me) I continued Ogbeeni Go away!! NooOo NooOo NoooOo Nooo... Ooookay ooookay Kay!!! Kay!
In less than a minute half of the boys in the hall joined me in shouting at the pretty lady. Hehehe. Imagine me as the president of this hall. Choi!!!
We made sure the lady left feeling frustrated.
Biobaku hall is a cool place to be. The fun and all that..we can make fun of anybody and I mean anybody including the GCFR of Nigeria *i didn't say that* arhh man! My stomach!!! Where is Systems na, I asked myself.
I entered the room, saw lexychills and asked of Systems's whereabouts.
I don't know, shey that wayray get location ni. He said. (We both laughed it off and it was then that I knew my stomach wasn't playing a friendly match with me)
Lexy make we reach Olaiya na. (Olaiya is one of the best eatery on campus, the best around Education faculty )
Oya na make we go. (Lexychills is one person I know will follow you to the end of the world to buy chaw, he never cooked throughout his stay in biobaku, He is a good example of someone who's life is simple)
..So he got dressed and we both went out to Olaiya. On our way we met Systems.
Systems!.. Waddup dawg? I said (trying to sound cool in front of some babes who were standing few meters away)
The guy just looked at me and said nothing;
Systems wetin happen na?
Baa Money (He said)
Haba forget that one jhare. Make we reach Olaiya (this time I talked like a typical yoruba boy not minding the babes)
...We're students and we're used to sharing our allowee, at times I go broke at times he goes to 'brooklyn' too but together we run things.
... So we got to Olaiya...
First thing Systems said was; Hey see that girl! *pointing at one pretty lady who was sitting down alone on a 'table for 4' setting*
Lexychills tapped my shoulder and smiled. I can remember hearing him say things like ''xvgthsybdgvzfv sjfunajdubxkiaj'' Yeah it was as meaningless as that bcoz I was busy differentiating and integrating the Lonely lady's case that my auditory nerves shutdown for the moment.
Dr Jay! Jay!! Jay!!! (Systems was trying to bring me back to live)
Ehm.. Hw far? Wetin we go do? I asked in a semi-devislish voice.
Ehm Lexy na you go plot this graph o(I said trying to bring a tone of seriousness)
-as we were talking, Systems was already moving in the lady's direction-
Arrh See this wayray! Systems! Systems!! Systems!!
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Hello excuse me young lady. (He was faking a puzzled look and continued)
Is me Systems, is me come here to buy food, see you, is me notice you're alone.
The lady started laughing hysterically.
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Lexy this is ur chance. I said (we both bought our food and moved to where the lady was sitting)
We sat down silently and started eating.
The lady was already getting used to Systems nature , it was so obvious that one could see the red blush on her cheeks.
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Lexy, ( I opened my mouth for few seconds) arhh
What is it? (He asked)
You didn't lock your Car! (I winked at him and continued ) or Did you?
Arh! Wait o.. You know you packed your own ride first. And then... Oh, never mind I locked it. He said. (Smiling at systems with that you-be-small-boy look)
-Systems knew he had lost that battle already so he planned a revenge-
Not long after we finished eating, Lexychills and the pretty lady started talking and soon he collected her digits.
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On our way back to the room. Systems didn't say anything. Not even a Word. We knew he was angry but couldn't tell what he was going to do next.
As we entered into Biobaku hall, Systems started walking fast and soon he was out of sight. By the time we got to the door of our room we found out that the door was locked and there was nobody inside. *what a silly guy I thought*
. We waited in the corridor for like an hour and then two and then three . It was almost 12:00am and Systems didn't show up with the key. His phone was switched off and today is friday (the porters have gone home, all other guys in room have also gone home for the weekend, just Me, Lexychills and Systems left and the room )
Which kind sly be dis now.
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We waited till 2 am outside the room gisting until we decided to goto the next room and 'seek refuge'.
*arrh if we catch systems tomorrow , we both vowed to show him*
Throughout the next day Systems didn't show up, we gave up on our plan to deal with him and started praying to God to bring him back.
. I and Lexychills knew he was going to be around unfailingly the next day (which was a sunday). Lexychills and Systems attend Jehovah Witness Convention so we both knew he was going to come the next day. To get his Bible. So we kept his bible.
The next day we got to the front of our room and found the door open.
*Systems Welcome to Hell* I thought.
Immediately Systems saw us he prostrated and started begging. I and Lexychills just laughed it off and we returned his bible.
*thinking in our mind- You've won this War, but not the battle-*
...Watch our for the last part of Biobaku Saga... {Nemesis}
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